天呐 你好 Oh, god, hi!
-早上好 -你也早上好 - Morning. - Morning back.
-你好 -你好啊 今早买一送一是吧 - Hello! - Oh, hello! Two for the price of one this morning, was it?
你应该跟我们一起洗 可以省点水 You should join us, save us all on water.
不了 我要是做到那一步 Ah, no, I'd demand a rent discount
得要求房租打折呢 艾玛 for the sort of work I put in, Emma.
我以前在学校吃东西速度很快 At school I was a very fast eater and...
喝汤也很快 所以你们一定会很开心的 soup eater, so you'd both have a very good time.
那我不如就... Well, erm, might just, erm...
像肥皂一样偷偷溜进去 slip in like a little bit of soap.
好多蒸汽啊 Oh, it's steamy, guys!
神经病 Mentaler.
宝贝 能不能别说"神经病" Actually, babes, just don't say "Mentaler".
因为我爸以前有精神病 所以这词有点冒犯人 Because my dad was mental, so it's a bit offensive.
抱歉 Sorry.
-你好啊 帕特 -我现在得走路去医生那里 - Hiya, Pat. - I have to walk to the doctor's now.
他们在电话里叫我稍等 然后就直接挂了 They had me on hold then just...hung up.
是哦 上帝爱你 Oh, right, God love you, yeah.
我胸口长了这些东西 And I found this on my chest.
老天 那是皮疹啊 帕特 Oh, God, that's a rash, Pat.
-看起来有点像湿疹之类的 -是啊 - Looks like a bit of eczema, or something. - Yeah.
我有糖尿病 Me with diabetes,
还有哮喘 因为以前... and you know, the asthma, from the...
是啊 我知道 你告诉过我 Yeah, I know, you told me,
不过你不该在街上买烟 but you shouldn't buy cigarettes on the street, you know?
-他们从来不问路 -确实 - They never ask directions. - No.
好吧 那我... Ok, should I...
现在我只剩下回忆 Now all I have is memories.
也让你得了皮疹 是吧 Well, give you a rash too, I suppose.
那些难民 毁了一切 Asylum seekers. Ruin, now.
我们都是移民 帕特 We're all immigrants, Pat,
你母亲当初为什么要搬来这里 why did your mother move over here in the first place?
她当时很惨 Ah, she was having a terrible time.
未婚 Unmarried.
怀孕 Pregnant.
-我企图杀死她 -找到原因了 - I tried to kill her. - Well, there you have it.
而且 她是白人 所以她能融入 Plus, she was white, so she fit in.
我操 好了 再见帕特 祝你皮疹早点好 Fuck me, right, bye, Pat, good luck with your rash!
很棒 开始吧 好 Lovely, here we go, OK.
欢迎来到餐厅 So, welcome to the cafe.
或者用英文说 就是... Or as we say in English...
餐馆 Cafe.
餐馆 没错 Cafe. Exactly.
可以给我...一罐可乐 Can I have...A can of Coke...
还有薯条 谢谢 And chips, please.
其实我们是那种高端餐馆 I mean, we're more of an upmarket cafe,
不过好吧 给你薯条 but yeah, go on, grand, there are some chips for you.
还有 应该说"麻烦" 而不是"可以" And also, it's "May", not "Can".
一「麻烦」可乐吗 May of Coke?
Can既表示"一罐" 也表示"可以"
什么 What?
不 不是 Oh, no, no.
是"麻烦给我一罐可乐" 而不是"可以给我一罐可乐" It's "May I have a can of Coke", not "Can I have a may of Coke?"
麻烦啊 对 麻烦[梅]Ah, may! Ha, May, yeah.
前英国首相
特雷莎·梅 Theresa May!
特雷莎·梅 我们餐馆绝对不销售她 Theresa May, who we definitely don't sell her at the cafe.
总共30英镑 谢谢 And that is ￡30, please!
很好 Lovely.
好了 下一个到谁 Right, who's next?
维克多 来 Victor. Come on.
你想点什么 What can I get you?
伏特加可乐 A vodka Coke.
谁会在餐馆卖这个 维克多 Who would sell this at a cafe, Victor?
不 应该是"麻烦给我伏特加和可乐 谢谢" No, it's "May I have vodka and Coke, please?"
没错 但我才是老师 Right, yes, so I'm the teacher here.
谢谢你啊 Thank you very much.
那么 麻烦给我... So, may I have...
麻烦给我... May I have...
伏特加和可乐 Vodka and Coke.
伏特加和可乐 A vodka and Coke.
还有... And...
-谢谢 -谢谢 没错 - Please. - Please. Yes.
很好 谢谢你 Very good. Thank you.
总共40英镑 谢谢 That'll be ￡40, please.
伦敦的价格 London prices.
谢谢 财源滚滚来呢 Thank you. I'm making it rain here!
太棒了 Fantastic.
-你找我吗 殿下 -谢谢 请坐 - You rang, your highness? - Thank you, you may sit.
用你的话来说 什么事这么乐呵 So. What's the craic, as you say?
你的牙买加口音装得不错嘛 Your Jamaican accent's coming along well.
这句在我身上不适用 因为我真的是牙买加裔 That doesn't work, actually, I'm Jamaican.
你"牙"那蹩脚的爱尔兰口音快把我逼疯了 Ja-making me crazy with your terrible Irish accent.
不过 说真的 Seriously, though.
有一位老师辞掉了教法国小孩的工作 One of the guys has pulled out of a job with this French kid.
你会说法语吗 Do you speak French?
会啊 先生 我法语说得很好[法语]Oui, monsieur. Je parle plus q'un peu.
那是会的意思吗 我不懂法语 Is that a yes? I don't speak French.
我要是让你感到自卑了 别生气[牛角包]Don't be...croissant with me for making you feel inferior.
难怪你还是单身狗 No wonder you're single.
扎心了 Zing.
不 我很抱歉 No, no, I'm sorry...
那是个 玩笑 It was...banter?
不不 没关系 没关系 No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine.
好了 你刚才说到哪儿 Yeah, what were you saying?
就是 我希望你接下这份工作 不过... Yeah, no, so...I'd love you to do it, um, but...
你现在能过去打声招呼吗 Do you think you could call round for a quick hello now?
-现在吗 -是的 孩子父亲想先见见你 - Now?! - Yeah, the father wants to meet you first.
你明天开始上班 So you'd be starting tomorrow,
但酬劳[美元]很不错 but it would be some nice dollar.
好吧 I mean, yeah.
如果是英镑就更好了 不过 Sterling would be nicer. But, er...
-是的 我当然愿意做 -完美 - Yeah, yeah, of course I'll do it. - Perfect.
-好极了 -上面写了地址 - Yeah, that's...grand. - Address on the top.
真的很感谢 我需要这份工作 Genuinely, thanks, I need the work.
-所以 你懂的 -艾妮 - So, you know... - Aine.
很抱歉我开了那个玩笑 I'm sorry about that joke.
不 天呐 说什么傻话 Oh, no, God, no, don't be silly!
别说傻话 那只是朋友间的玩笑而已 Don't be silly, just banter between mates.
我这人没有灵魂 詹姆斯 你知道的 I have no soul, James, you know that.
-但我会向教育标准局举报你的 -求你不要 - But I will be reporting you to Ofsted. - No, please don't.
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你好 我是艾妮 Oh, hi. I'm Aine.
好吧 没错 Right, yeah.
我是理查德 请进 Richard. Come on in.
你是英国人 Oh, you're English.
是的 所以呢 Yeah. So?
我本来以为你可能是法国人 Well, I just thought you might be French.
不 不是的 No. No.
不 我不是法国人 No, I'm not French.
你要是改变主意了 跟我说一声哦 Well, let me know if you change your mind!
其实是我的... It's actually my...
我的... my...
儿子 大概可以这么说吧 well, son, I suppose, yeah.
没错 我儿子 需要辅导 Yeah, son, that... who needs tutoring.
这样啊 所以你不需要英语辅导吗 Oh, right, so you don't need help with your English, then?
在我们辅导行业这被称为...笑话 That is what we call in the tutoring business...A joke.
好吧 Right.
他今年12岁 刚从法国搬来 He's 12. He's just moved here from France.
我觉得他的英语... I think his English is...
应该比他表现出来的要好 is probably better than he lets on.
天呐 他听起来是个小滑头 God, he sounds shifty.
没错 他是这样的 差不多 Yeah, that's about it, really.
他的头发是棕色的 Uh, he has brown hair.
那我可得走了 Then I am outta here!
-这也是在开玩笑吧 -没错 是的 - Another one of your jokes? - It was, yeah.
还有 他妈妈最近去世了 Oh, and, er, his mother died recently.
我的天呐 我很遗憾 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
没事 Oh, it's OK.
-我跟她其实也没那么熟 -好吧 但... - I actually didn't know her that well. - Yeah, but, like...
对艾蒂安就不一样了 for Etienne.
-是啊 -天呐 - Yeah. - Wow. God.
那... That's...
所以你跟她完全不熟吗 And so you didn't know her?
是的 不怎么了解... No, not really, uh...
不算 我们以前每年见一次 No, we used to see each other once a year.
那他现在跟你一起生活吗 And now he lives with you?
我是他的法定监护人 I'm, I'm his legal guardian.
他的父亲吗 His father?
对 对 Yup, yup.
也是他的父亲 That too.
天呐 男人和女人在做爱这事上 God, there's such different consequences having sex
要承担的后果完全不一样 when you've got a penis compared to a vagina, aren't there?
其实我应该把这句话咽进去 I could have kept that one in my mouth, actually.
而不是说出来 Instead of letting it come out.
他就在楼上等着呢 Uh, he's, uh, waiting upstairs.
如果你... If you, uh...
如果你想上去的话 If you want to go up.
-也许可以 现在上课 -好的 - Maybe...now? - Oh, yeah.
你好 艾蒂安 Hello, Etienne!
我是艾妮 你的英语老师 I'm Aine, the English tutor.
你好 Bonjour.
不 我们现在开始上课吧 No. Nous allons commencer maintenant.
那就 开始吧 Let's, er, let's start now.
你好 Hello.
-你好 -你已经是个天才了 - Hello. - You're a genius already!
我简直不敢相信 I can't believe it!
你在玩什么 What are you, what are you playing?
马里奥派对 Mario Party.
那是我最爱的派对 My favourite kind of party.
以前我和那群人都认识 I used to know those guys back in the day.
在他们出名之前 Before they got famous.
你在这里住多久了 How long have you lived here for?
-一个月 -用英语怎么说 - Un mois. - English?
-月 -一个月 很好 - Months. - Ah, one month, yeah.
你爸爸... Did your dad, eh...
不好意思 你用英语还是法语称呼"爸爸" Sorry, do you say "Dad", or do you say, "Papa"?
-他是做什么的 -他是卖书的 - What does he do? - He's selling books.
他给了我这个 And he gives me this.
《刽子手的欢乐场》 《21世纪马克思主义的当代研究》
天呐 God.
他有点 他是那种... He's a bit, eh, he's a little bit like...
打招呼很奇怪的人 对吧 "Hullo, hullo", isn't he?
没错 他确实是这样的 Yeah, he's quite.
是啊 Yeah.
-你在这边有朋友吗 朋友 -没有 - Do you have friends here? Les amis? - Non.
那你现在有一个了 Well, you have one now.
我 就是我 没错 Me. I mean me, yeah.
我的意思是 如果你想跟我做朋友的话 I mean, if you want to be my friend, that is.
-不要 -你不要吗 - Non. - No, you don't?
我的天呐 那也... Oh, my God! That's...
那也太坏了 I mean... That's awful!
开玩笑的 Joking!
你在开玩笑 你真的骗到我了 You were joking? Well, you absolutely had me.
你个爱开玩笑的小鬼 You big old joker.
所以我们能正式成为朋友吗 So can we officially be friends, please?
-好的 -是吗 - OK. - Yeah?
太好了 Amazing.
你想跟我一起玩吗 Vous aimez jouer avec moi?
我脑子里一点法语都不剩了 艾蒂安 All the French has completely gone out of my head, Etienne.
你想跟我一起玩吗 You want to play with me?
我还有一个... I has another...
现在不行 Oh, well, not now.
但是 如果你爸爸不讨厌我 But, if your dad doesn't hate me,
他大概率也不会讨厌我 and there's a strong chance that he might,
我会再过来的 I'll come back again,
可能明天就来 probably tomorrow, maybe?
你不会回来的 You won't come back.
好了 艾蒂安 不好意思 Now. Etienne, excusez-moi.
我会回来的 我来告诉你原因 I will come back and I will tell you why.
其实我是小小意大利水暖工派对玩家中的冠军 I am actually a champion... tiny Italian plumber's party...player.
我跟你赌5... And I bet you five...
5...英镑... cinq...pounds...
我保证我明天会回来 And I promise you that I'm going to come back tomorrow
然后在游戏中打败你 and beat you at the game.
什么 没错 What?! Yes.
-好 -好吗 - OK. - Yeah?
-5英镑 -5英镑 - Five pounds. - Five pounds.
我保证 It's a promise.
-好了 -你说 - Right. - Yes.
那... 明天5点见 So...er, tomorrow at five?
好 好 明天会有更多好玩机智的玩笑 Yes, yes, for more of our hilarious, quick-witted banter.
你们在一起的时候... So, when you guys are hanging out...
在一起 Hanging out?
没错 就是一起相处的时候 Yes. Like, hanging out.
如果你能读点东西给他听 那就最好了 it's really good if you can read to him.
-这个方法很有效 -好 - That sort of stuff really helps. - Right, er...
这种事 是不是你也可以跟他做 Is that something that, er, maybe you could do with him?
是的 Yeah.
吧 我得走了 OK, well, I have to go,
因为我们约好今晚在家待着 所以... cos we're having a night in, so...
你和你丈夫吗 You and your husband?
丈夫 这玩笑开得好 不是... Husband! Very good. No, um...
和我姐姐 My sister.
-好吧 -她有点像我老公 但是... - Right. - I mean, she's a bit like my husband, but...
你有妻子吗 Do you have a wife?
没有 No.
我只有... I'm just...
一个突然出现的儿子 所以... Just a son suddenly, so...
那好吧 Right, well.
你的外套非常... Your jacket's very, er...
有约翰·莫森的风格 um, John Motson.
英国足球解说员
我不知道那是谁... 这是在夸我吗 I don't know who...that... Is that a compliment?
是个足球梗 Er, football reference.
好吧 Ok.
是那个... Oh, is that...
我的天呐 Christ on a bike.
其实还挺好笑的 因为 你看 It's a good gag actually, cos, look.
这是约翰·莫森 That's John Motson.
这是他穿着羊皮外套 This is him with the sheepskin.
妈的 Oh, shit.
我们应该敷那种挂耳式的面膜 We should have got the ones with the ear hooks.
现在能揭下来了吗 我脖子要疼死了 Can we not take them off now, my cacking neck is killing me?
不能 你要敷满20分钟 No, you've got to leave it on for 20 minutes.
那是最关键的一步 That's the point.
-脖子疼是因为肌肉紧张 -什么 - And that's tension, by the way. - What?!
你的悲伤情绪都积压在这 It's where you hold your sadness.
总比积压在屁股里要好 Better than my arse, I suppose.
不是因为这个 是因为我昨晚又没睡着 And it's not. It's just cos I didn't sleep again last night.
-你应该跟你的治疗师谈谈... -让我说完 - Well, you should talk to your therapist... - Let me finish.
因为布莱德利和艾玛做爱声音太大 Because Bradley and Emma were having sex so loudly.
说实话 就像两只野猫互殴对方的脸一样 Honestly, like two alley cats punching each other in the face.
你为什么还在看治疗师 Why are you still seeing your therapist, though?
-说真的 -太爽了 - Seriously... - Yes.
话说 跟我说说你那个夏洛特吧 Hey, tell me about your one Charlotte.
她怎么了 What about her?
就是 她长什么样 Just, what does she look like?
她长什么样 What does she look like?
-给我画张画看下 -我直接给你看照片 - Paint me a picture. - I'll show you a picture.
-太好了 -她的脖子超级长 - Oh, do, yeah. - She's got this mad long neck...
就跟长颈鹿一样 Looks like a giraffe.
-天呐 -不过 是美的那种 - Oh, my God! - But, like, in a good way!
-美丽的长颈鹿 -她的皮肤超级完美 - A pretty giraffe! - And it's like her skin is nuts.
从这张照片上看不出来 简直... You can't even tell from that photo, it's just...
-她化了妆吗 -没有 她不化妆 - Is she wearing make up? - No! She doesn't wear make up.
-天呐 -愚蠢的母牛 - Oh, my God. - Stupid cow.
自然美 真是个贱人 Natural beauty, what a bitch.
不过她是个很好的人 She's great, though.
她目前对于工作的看法跟我一样 She feels the same way as me about work at the moment,
说工作毁了她的灵魂 just that it's destroying her soul.
你的工作明明很棒啊 You have a brilliant job!
-是吗 -是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
我的工作是什么 What is my job?
我是做什么的 我的工作是什么 What do I do? What's my job?
-我是做什么的 我的工作是什么 -你... - What do I do? What's my job? - You...
你的工作跟钱有关 我不知道 You do money! I don't know!
股票 股份 纳斯达克 Stocks! Shares! Nasdaq.
计算器 我也说不清 没人真正懂经济 Calculators. I don't know, nobody understands the economy,
所以大家才把错误都推到移民身上 那要容易得多 that's why people blame everything on immigrants. It's easier.
天呐 她的网站竟然还配了音乐 Oh my God, her website has music.
我知道 那很棒 不是吗 I know, it's great, isn't it?
我明天跟她见面 有个想法要向她推介一下 Gonna meet her tomorrow. Got an idea I'm gonna pitch to her.
好吧 Ok!
-股票 -财富 - Stocks! - Wealth!
-股份 -金钱 - Shares! - Money!
银行业 Banking!
-计算器 -基金 - Calculators! - Funds!
我要把你吃掉 就像吃一片... I'm going to eat you like a little piece of...
-我不记得了 -你这模仿真是惟妙惟肖 - I can't remember... - What an amazing impression!
是汉尼拔·莱克特 It's Hannibal Lecter!
我要把你吃掉 就像吃鸡肉一样 I'm going to eat you like a little chicken, boy.
大家好 Hello, everybody.
早上好 我很抱歉我迟到了 Good morning, I am so sorry I am late, everybody.
并且 我没吃早餐 And also, I haven't had breakfast,
所以如果我的肚子咕咕叫 我... so if my tummy grumbles, I...
麻烦你们礼貌点 假装没听到 And please, just be polite and pretend you don't hear.
我会慢慢衰弱枯萎 就像秋末的叶子 I'm going to waste away, like a leaf at the end of autumn.
你说什么 威尔 What's that, Will?
天呐 Oh, my God!
天呐 维克多 Jesus! Victor...
你这是怎么了 What happened to you?
他不肯跟我们说 He won't speak to us.
我们觉得是种族歧视者的袭击 We think racist attack.
天呐 维克多 让我看看你的眼睛 天呐 Oh my God, Victor, let me see your eye, lovey. Jesus.
天呐 有人因为你是保加利亚人就打你了吗 God, did somebody attack you cos you're Bulgarian?
没错 我是保加利亚人 Yes, I'm Bulgarian.
砖头砸的 Brick hit me.
一定要去医院看看才行 We're going to have to get that seen to.
詹姆斯 拜托 James, come on!
某个种族歧视者殴打了这个可怜的人 Some racist clocked the poor guy.
我也是外国人 所以打他相当于打我 And I'm foreign, so an attack on him is an attack on me.
-好吧 艾琳·布拉科维奇 -你这么说可不公平 - All right, Erin Brockovich. - That's not fair.
该死的种族歧视 Fucking racism.
很不爽吧 Bad, is it?
好吧 我意识到我有点混蛋 Yes, I do realise I'm a bit of a dickhead,
但是 詹姆斯 他现在很脆弱 but James, he's very vulnerable.
并且他几乎说不出英语 And he barely has a word of English.
所以如果你能带他去医院 我会感激不尽 So I would really appreciate you just taking him to the hospital.
他们又不是孩子 艾妮 These aren't kids, Aine.
如果你的情绪这么强烈 那你带他去吧 And if you feel so strongly, you can take him.
我去不了 我5点要教那个法国小孩 No, I can't, cos I have to tutor that French kid at five.
-是的 没错 -是的 没错 为你做事 - Yes, you do. - Yes, I do. For you!
-不 我付了你工资的 -有道理 - No, you're being paid. - Fair point.
-你确定你不能带他去吗 -不能 - You defo can't take him? - No!
非常感谢你陪我一起去 珍 Thanks so much for coming with me, by the way, Jen.
天呐 我今天有好多事要忙 God, I've got so much on today.
当然了 我们是一家人嘛 Of course. We are family.
真的太贴心了 That's so sweet.
我好讨厌男人都不喜欢谈论他们的感受或痛苦 I hate the way men don't talk about their feelings, or pain.
维克多是个大男人 Victor... He's a big man.
他不会跟种族歧视者对抗 He don't fight racists.
所以现在他觉得很羞耻 So now he ashamed.
男人的人生可能也会很艰难 Life can be hard for men, too.
但我觉得那种脆弱被视作是一种软弱 But I think that vulnerability is seen as a weakness.
你知道脆弱... Do you know what vulnerab...
脆弱就像是... Vulnerability is like...
男人的人生太艰难了 现在什么都不能做 Life is hard for men. Can't do anything now.
在酒吧抱一下女人 突然间就成强奸犯了 Give a woman a hug in a bar, suddenly you're a rapist.
如果不认识她 最好还是别抱了 Well, maybe if you don't know her, don't hug her.
整个社会运动 搞得太过火了 Gone too far, the whole thing.
是啊 整个社会运动 Yeah, the whole thing, yeah.
整个社会运动 Whole thing.
急诊室
不 不 No, no.
不要报警 No police.
好吧 维克多 Fine, fine, Victor.
但是 自从脱欧公投以来 发生了太多 But, you know, it's awful how many racist attacks
种族歧视的袭击 真的太可怕了 have been happening since Brexit.
像我们这样的移民 Immigrants, just like us.
因为太害怕而不敢报警 Too scared to call the police.
我们只是想过上更好的生活 We're all just trying to better our lives, you know?
让孩子有口饭吃 Feed our children.
你有孩子吗 艾妮 You have children, Aine?
据我所知没有 Not that I know of, no.
火车上有几个女孩 对我大喊 You know these girls from train? Shout at me.
"滚蛋 脱欧" "Fuck off, Brexit".
他们是印度人 印度人就喜欢歧视别人 They Indian. Indian people, very racist.
珍 你这句话本身就... Well, I mean, Jen, that in itself is...
算是...种族歧视了 I mean, that's... racist,
因为我姐姐的男友就是印度人 所以... because my sister's boyfriend is Indian, so...
我笑了 我对他们说 "你们这些傻逼蠢婊子" I laugh. I say to them, "You stupid bitches."
我是中国人 尽管脱欧吧 我还会待在这里 I Chinese. So Brexit, I stay here.
我就跟你说实话吧 珍 I mean... I'll be honest with you, Jen.
尽管你对印度人的看法 怎么着也算有问题了 While your views on Indian people are at best, er, problematic,
但你这回应真的很精彩 that's a really good comeback.
你在这里陪着他吧 我得走了 Right, you can stay here with him, because I have to go, so...
-不 我得走了 -什么 - No, I have to go. - What?
避开交通高峰 Beat traffic.
抱歉 Sorry.
该死的 Oh, shiteballs!
辅导法国男孩
急诊室
抱歉 打扰了 你好 Sorry, excuse me, hiya.
我们已经在这里等了四个小时了 we have been here for about four...hours,
那也没什么 毕竟这都是免费的 and that is totally fine, because obviously, this is all free,
所以 别有压力 但是... so zero pressure, but, erm...
还有多少人排在我们前面 how many people are ahead of us?
你们前面还有四个人 There are four people ahead of you.
有意思 Interesting.
好吧 快点 快点 OK, hurry up, hurry up.
不是说你 显然嘛 抱歉 Not you. Obviously, sorry, just...
是说生活 生活 Life. Life.
抱歉 要迟到了 在医院 有个学生...
生活 我的保证 抱歉 要迟到 Life. My promise, my promise, sorry, running late,
不好 该死 该死 该死 Oh no! Shit, shit, shit. Shit, shit.
-我要迟到很久了 -没事吧 - I'm so late. - OK?
没事 Yes...
没事 Yes.
你变得很担心体育课 You get so worried about gym class,
因为你是个非常... because you're just such a...
安静的人 quiet man.
我发现要谈论自己的感受很难 我是个... I mean, I find it hard to talk about my feelings, and I'm, like...
很华丽的人 英语也还不错 但是... chatty, with OK English, but...
不好意思 麻烦问下 Sorry. Excuse me...
你好 又是我 Hiya. Me again!
我能不能问问你... Could I just ask you...
你最初来自哪里 Where are you from, originally?
我在国家医疗服务系统工作了9年 I have worked for the NHS for nine years.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
不 我不是那个意思 No, I'm not asking in that way...
天呐 不 不是 Oh, God, no, no, no. No.
我是爱尔兰人 所以我不是... I'm Irish. So I'm not...
-抱歉 你懂的... -好吧 - Sorry. You know what... OK.
我是保加利亚人 I'm Bulgarian.
我操 不是吧 天呐 Fuck off, you're not, are you? Oh, my lads.
好吧 那真是... Hm, that is....
我的保加利亚学生 My... Bulgarian student
在一场袭击事件中被袭击了 was attacked, in an attack.
你愿意跟他聊聊吗 Would you talk to him?
-好的 -天呐 你真是个小天使 天使降临 - Yes. - Oh, my God, you're an angel, you're an angel.
天呐 Jesus.
你好
你能告诉我发生了什么事吗
你也是保加利亚人吗
是啊
你怎么之前不说啊
我在建筑工地工作
我本来在工作 一切都没问题
我去了我负责的一栋房子的三楼
我在上楼 看上去都没问题
我就开始砌砖
顺便说下 我很擅长干这个
突然
有什么东西倒在我身上
一整块砖 你明白吗
一整块砖掉在我头上
谢天谢地我戴了头盔
于是老师就把我带到这里来了
脱欧 脱欧 警察
我想做的是 设立一个... What I wanna do is, I wanna set up a kind of...
客户商业社交 client networking event.
跟男人们的那种一样 但却只面向女人 So exactly like the lads have, just for women.
不过是好的那种 But a good one.
就是 鼓励女性投资人 You know, like, encourage female investors,
推动社会责任投资 and just try to push for...ethical investments
甚至是一些很简单的交流 比如... and even simple stuff, like...
这个客户很适合你 this client would be perfect for you,
-这个就 有性骚扰的黑点 -好吧 - this one's a bit of a molester. - Right.
要是对外发布 可能得改一下措辞 You might have to change that for the press release.
是吗 Really?
你不觉得"不怎么算性骚扰者"非常上口吗 You don't think "less molesters" is catchy?
当然了 Sure!
你希望我做什么 What would you want me to do?
跟我一起成立它 我觉得我想做些好事 Just set it up with me. I just feel like I want to do some good.
所以 我和你 就像是... So... Me and you, like...
两个性感的尤达 传承智慧吗 Two sexy Yodas, passing on wisdom?
尤达是《星球大战》中 具有超高智慧的角色
没错 性感的尤...实际上 这... Yes. Exactly. Sexy Yo... Actually, that is...
这很上口 不是吗 That's catchy, isn't it?
抱歉 我得... Sorry, I'm going to...
-不 没事的 接吧 -是我... - No, go for it, take it. - It's my...
-是你妹妹吗 -没错 - It's your sister? - Yeah.
抱歉 Sorry.
那个 我不太方便说话 不过 有什么事 Hey, I, um, I can't talk... but what's up?
没什么 就我是个大蠢货 Nothing, only I'm a giant stupid eejit.
好吧 这又不是什么新闻 Yeah, no news there, then.
我把一个男人带去了医院 I basically...I brought a man to the hospital
以为他被针对保加利亚人的 assuming that he'd been involved in a racist attack
种族歧视者袭击了 against Bulgarian people...
那叫恐外 艾妮 不是种族歧视 That's xenophobic, Aine. That's not racist.
真好啊 就连我的用词都错了 我真是个白痴 Fantastic, even my terminology is wrong, God, I'm such an idiot.
那有什么问题 听上去你做了件好事啊 What's the problem? Sounds like a nice thing to do.
我都没问他到底是怎么回事 就靠自己瞎猜 I never properly asked him what had gone wrong, I just assumed.
-那确实很白痴 -吃屁去吧 肖娜 - Well, that's idiotic. - Eat my arse, Shona.
你才吃屁呢 吃... Eat MY arse! Eat my...
我今天一天都没吃东西 就喝了咖啡 I've had no food today, just coffee.
-怎么了 -你在跟谁一起笑 - What? - Who are you laughing with?
我跟夏洛特在一起 我这样已经很失礼了 Erm, I'm with Charlotte. I'm being rude, anyway.
抱歉 先生 你能在这里停车吗 Sorry, sir, could you just pull in over here?
停在转角处就行 谢谢你借我充电器 Just on the corner. Thank you for the charger.
谢谢 零钱不用找了 Thank you, no, keep the change.
谢谢 总之 他是在一个建筑工地干活 Thank you. Anyway, so he was basically on a building site,
天呐 说出来我就想笑 and oh God, you know if I say this, I would laugh,
但这事很严重 詹姆斯可能会开除我 肖娜 but it's so serious - like, James might fire me, Shona.
总之 我以为他说的是一个混蛋打了他 Anyways, I thought he said a prick hit him.
但其实是砖头砸的 It was actually a brick.
-我真的很抱歉 -不 不用道歉 - I'm really sorry. - No, no need to apologise.
天呐 肖娜 这种强烈的尴尬 Oh my God, Shona, I actually feel
真的让我的身体感到不适了 physically embarrassed by myself,
目前我的灵魂仿佛在抖 like I'm actually cringing in my soul at the moment.
我好讨厌当一个有负罪感的天主教白人女 I hate being a guilty Catholic white woman,
我真希望我是投票给特朗普的那种人 并且... I wish I was one of those that voted for Trump. Also...
艾妮 你能冷静下吗 冷静 Aine, will you just calm down? Just calm down.
我得挂了 这个活儿我必须干 I'm going now, I have to go into this job,
孩子父亲肯定会超级讨厌我 the Dad's gonna hate me,
我还没来得及给他发短信说一声 手机就没电了 my battery went dead before I could text him
-我还对那个法国男孩保证了 -你嗑药了吗 - and I made a promise to the French boy. - Are you on drugs?
闭嘴 肖娜 你才嗑药了 滚蛋 Shut up, Shona, you're on drugs, fuck off!
好吧 再见 Yeah, OK, bye!
你没事吧 You all right?
没事 Yeah.
没事 她好得很 Yeah. Yeah, she's great.
她好得很 她只是有点... She's great. She just gets a bit...
她只是情绪有点激动 所以 抱歉了 She gets a bit overwhelmed, you know. So, sorry.
或许我们新的俱乐部的第一条规矩 Maybe rule number one of our new club
就是每次谁说"抱歉" 就得喝一杯 is that we have to take a shot every time we say "sorry".
-好吧 -抱歉 能来两杯珊布卡酒吗 - OK. - Sorry, could we get two sambucas, please?
等等 你刚刚就说了 Hang on, are you... you're in.
好吧 不管了 Yeah, fuck it.
-我们改变世界吧 宝贝 -好啊 改变世界 - Let's change the world, baby! - OK! Let's change the world!
能别给我上珊布卡酒吗 抱歉 因为我.... Can I not have a sambuca, though, sorry, just the...
那会让我呕吐 给我一杯龙舌兰酒就行 抱歉 it makes me barf. Just a tequila, sorry.
告诉你一声 我还是来了 Just so you know, I did turn up.
他已经睡着了 Right, well, he's asleep now.
好吧 我真的很抱歉 Yeah, and I am so, so sorry.
真心抱歉 这太不专业了 Like, I genuinely am. And I know it's so unprofessional.
我得带一个人去医院 Just, I, I had to take someone to the hospital.
我的手机又没电了 My phone died, I mean...
但我想说 我的工作能力很强 But I will just say, I'm so good at my job
至于他 要学英语 and in terms of him, English learning,
那些乱七八糟的 对于他... and all of that, for him...
显然不是个好榜样 obviously, not a good example.
-他需要靠得住的人 -当然了 - He needs people he can rely on. - Absolutely.
-我... -艾妮 - And I am... - Aine!
-你好 艾蒂安 -你来迟了 - Hi, Etienne! - Vous etes en retard!
艾蒂安 骂别人"智障"可不礼貌 Etienne, it's not polite to call someone a retard.
那是法语"迟到"的意思 不是"智障" That's... That's French for "late".
-好吧 -当然了 你肯定是开玩笑的 - Yeah. - Right, of course. Jokes.
我只是开玩笑的 理查德 I mean, I'm just jokes, Richard.
你的不守时才是个大笑话 Well, your timekeeping is a joke.
开玩笑的变成了闹笑话的 The joker has become the jokee.
我真的很抱歉 艾蒂安 I'm... Je suis desolee, Etienne.
我原谅你 I forgive you.
你得给我5镑 For the five pound.
瞧吧 他会的英语其实不少 See. More English than he lets on.
没错 但老实说 这招很聪明 Yes, but in fairness, clever move.
给 Here you go.
什么 What?
我也给你准备了礼物 以免你觉得被冷落了 But I did also get you something, in case you felt left out.
哈利波特
是约翰·格里森姆的新书 It's the new John Grisham.
求你了 Please.
-你明天下午5点能过来吗 -可以 - Can you do tomorrow at 5pm? - I can!
-我可以 -你确定你半路上.. - I can. - Are you sure there won't be any...
不需要去屠龙什么的吗 dragons you have to slay en route, or...
无法保证 理查德 不 我可以保证的 There's no guarantees, Richard. No, there is!
-有保证的 -好吧 现在有保证了 - There is a guarantee. - There is a guarantee for me now.
-下午5点 -下午5点 - 5pm. - 5pm.
-好的 -没问题 - OK. - Absolutely.
好的 Ok.
晚安 Good night.
晚安 Bonne nuit.
天呐 Oh, God.